DA-062 - The Multi Movie DVD
 

Object Class: Safe

Secure Containment Guidelines: 

DA-062 is to be stored in a standard anomalous item containment locker at Site-██. Access to DA-062 requires Level 2 security clearance. Personnel handling DA-062 must wear gloves to prevent contamination. Usage of DA-062 is permitted for approved research and testing purposes only. Testing and research on DA-062 should follow the guidelines outlined in Document DA-062-RCG (Secure Containment Guidelines for DA-062 Research and Testing).

Description: 

DA-062 is a standard compact disc (CD) measuring 12 centimeters in diameter. The disc appears ordinary and non-anomalous upon visual inspection. However, when inserted into a DVD player or compatible device, DA-062 initiates playback of a random movie.

The movies played by DA-062 encompass various genres, languages, and time periods. There is no predictable pattern or correlation between the movies played and the viewer's preferences or expectations. The selection appears to be truly random.

The playback functions of DA-062 mirror those of a regular DVD, including pause, fast forward, and rewind capabilities. Different audio and subtitle options are available depending on the movie being played.

DA-062 does not demonstrate any sapient or intelligent behavior. The mechanism behind the movie selection process remains unknown and requires further investigation.

Addendum: Incident DA-062-01 

On ██/██/20██, Researcher █████ inadvertently activated DA-062 without adhering to the established containment guidelines. The movie played by DA-062 was identified as a previously undiscovered film, leading to an unintended breach of containment. The Foundation swiftly contained the affected individuals, administered amnestics, and successfully retrieved the misplaced film.

In response to Incident DA-062-01, access to DA-062 is now restricted to authorized personnel only. Strict adherence to the Secure Containment Guidelines is mandatory to prevent any further breaches.

Ongoing research aims to determine potential long-term effects associated with repeated exposure to the movies played by DA-062, as well as any psychological or memetic hazards that may arise from certain films.