DA-107 - "Can I speak to your manager?"
Object Class: DANGEROUS JUST KEEP AWAY FROM IT YOU WILL DIE
Secure Containment Guidelines:
DA-107 is to be contained on a dedicated server within a soundproofed room to prevent the spread of its irritating vocalization. Access to DA-107 for research purposes requires approval from Site Director. Personnel exposed to DA-107's vocalization should undergo psychological evaluation and counseling to mitigate potential effects.
Description:
DA-107 is an anomalous entity of human appearance, standing at 165 cm tall and weighing approximately 68 kg. Its physical features align with those of a stereotypical "Karen" archetype, including a distinctive short bob haircut, oversized sunglasses, and an air of entitlement. Despite its outward appearance, no personal identification or history has been uncovered, and attempts to communicate with DA-107 have yielded no intelligible responses beyond its compulsive phrase.
Upon initial exposure to DA-107, individuals report a growing sense of irritation and discomfort. Prolonged exposure to its vocalizations may lead to increased levels of frustration and annoyance, often resulting in affected individuals seeking to distance themselves from the source. Subjects commonly display signs of exasperation, increased heart rate, and in some cases, mild headaches.
Notably, DA-107's vocalizations appear to transcend language barriers, inducing similar responses across different linguistic groups. Even individuals who do not speak English have reported experiencing distress upon exposure to DA-107's vocalizations, highlighting the non-linguistic nature of its anomalous effects.
Efforts to observe DA-107's behavior beyond its vocalizations have been hampered by its single-minded focus on repeating the phrase "Can I speak to your manager." Any attempt to engage with or divert DA-107's attention away from its vocalization results in a temporary pause before resuming its predetermined speech pattern.
The origin of DA-107 and the cause of its compulsive behavior remain subjects of ongoing research. Investigations into potential connections between DA-107 and other known anomalies are underway, with the hope of shedding light on its existence and anomalous properties.
As research continues, containment strategies will be refined to best manage the effects of DA-107's vocalizations on personnel and to explore ways to mitigate its influence. It is crucial to develop a comprehensive understanding of DA-107's nature, both to ensure the well-being of those exposed and to potentially harness its properties for constructive applications in the future.
