
DA-109 - “What the Fudge Is This”
Object Class: Fudge
Secure Containment Guidelines:
Secure Containment Guidelines for DA-109 involve a team of highly trained pastry chefs equipped with rolling pins and frosting guns. The containment chamber must be kept at a temperature of exactly 25°C (77°F) to prevent melting. All personnel assigned to DA-109 are required to wear comically oversized chef hats at all times. In the event of a sudden chocolate chip eruption, emergency chocolate fondue stations should be readily available.
Description:
DA-109 appears to be an ordinary chocolate chip fudge cookie, approximately 7 cm in diameter. However, any attempts to consume DA-109 result in the immediate manifestation of an inexplicable craving for additional baked goods. The affected individual will be compelled to seek out and consume pastries, cakes, and sweets of all kinds until their cravings are satisfied. The craving effect has led to several researchers' impressive feats of devouring entire bakeries in a single sitting.
Addendum:
During an experiment, a researcher absentmindedly dunked DA-109 into a glass of milk. This action resulted in the creation of DA-110, a glass of milk that perpetually smells like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. Testing with DA-110 is ongoing, as researchers are reluctant to drink from it due to concerns about whether it truly contains milk or if it's just trying to trick them into eating more cookies.