DA-113 - The Untruthful TV

Object Class: Unpredictable/Medium

Secure Containment Guidelines:

 DA-113 is to be stored in a standard containment chamber at Site-██ The chamber should be equipped with signal-jamming technology to prevent any unauthorized broadcasts or transmissions from reaching DA-113. Access to the containment chamber is restricted to Level 3 personnel or higher. Due to the predictable nature of DA-113's broadcasts, it is essential to monitor and record each displayed scenario for research purposes. Regular psychological evaluations are to be conducted on personnel assigned to DA-113's containment to assess any potential cognitive effects.

Description:

 DA-113 is a vintage television set manufactured in the 1970s. It exhibits anomalous behavior by constantly displaying false and random Emergency Alert System (EAS) alerts. These alerts are unpredictable and often describe fictional scenarios, such as alien invasions, natural disasters, or other improbable events. The origin of these false alerts remains unknown, as thorough analysis has revealed no external signals or transmissions affecting DA-113.

Addendum: 

On, ██/██/20██ DA-113 displayed a particularly elaborate scenario involving an alien invasion originating from the East Coast, near Nesswen. Despite initial concerns, further investigation confirmed that no actual threat was present. This incident emphasizes the need for continued monitoring and research into the anomalous properties of DA-113.

Site Note:

STOP BELIEVING IN WHAT IT SAYS, IT SAID YOUR REFRIGERATOR WAS RUNNING DOWN [REDACTED] THE OTHER DAY, SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Secondary Site Note:

alr this is stupid, can I see Dr. [REDACTED] in my office? i need to have a chat about this DA…

(flat earther stuff)