DA-114 -  “c h e e s e : )”

Object Class: well what do you think (safe)

Secure Containment Guidelines:

DA-114 instances are available for purchase by employees of Innovation Inc. and do not require special containment.

Description:

DA-114 is a block of yellow cheese resembling a common cheese block. It is inexpensively sold at Innovation Inc's Thermal Power Plant. When consumed, individuals within a 30-meter radius of the consumer report hearing a clear and distinct voice saying the word "Cheese." The voice is audible only within this range and does not pose any known harm or danger, and instead is quite funny.

Given the limited range of the anomalous effect, DA-114 continues to be available for purchase without specific containment measures. It is recommended, however, that individuals exercise discretion when consuming DA-114 in public spaces to avoid unintended disruptions caused by the vocalization.

Addendum:

Ongoing observations confirm that the vocalization of "Cheese" remains the sole manifestation of DA-114's anomalous properties. No adverse effects have been identified, and the anomalous nature of DA-114 does not extend beyond the audible range. Monitoring efforts are minimal due to the benign nature of the anomaly.